Spotted at Joe's Brewery last night, the son of the greatest basketball player of all time.

That's right, Jeffrey Jordan was in town, and doing the Cha-Cha slide no less. If you weren't aware already, Jordan is coming to U of I in the fall, and is going to walk-on the Illini basketball team.

This has got to be the most ballinest shit ever! Granted, he's no MJ yet, but I'm hopeful. It's also gonna bring me to the games. Perhaps U of I can repeat its stellar '04-'05 season.

Imagine how amazing it will be when the two mini-Jordans are in the NBA. It will be a good day for basketball, no doubt.