Coloring on the walls must have been incoming SU freshman Ranjana Ventatesh's favorite past time as a child. Now that he's graduated onto graffiti, he's in for a real spanking from his parents, city and school officials and maybe, SU.

The aspiring graffiti artist tested his amateur skills Tuesday evening, vandalizing Nottingham High School's new sports complex —while drunk as a skunk—causing $10,000 in damage.

Either he is a light-weight and can't hold his own, or the smartass snacked on lead paint chips as a child while coloring the walls, impairing his judgement to the point of no return.