A wise man once said,"When you control the mail, you control...information!"

Well Bret Ingerman (The Geek), Vice President for Computing and Information Services, wants to control Vassar webmail.  The numerous emails sent out explaining the new email system only seem to confuse me, and his assertion that the new system test went too well is shocking.

Too well?  This is Vassar.  Nothing works too well.  In fact, if something works sorta well, it's bad.  So come on Bret, make a webmail system with major holes in it so i have legit excuses for having Sociology papers lost online.