The Alumnae/i (ae for ladies, i for dudes—ae goes first because ladies first) Association offers a variety of fun, educational trips to exotic locals for Vassar alums! Too bad they're all hideously expensive. This is why they largely attract rich old ladies.

My personal fav is the "Around the World: A Private Jet Expedition" trip. It's a month long journey, touring the world. As the brochure says, "For centuries, explorers and scientists, artists and adventurers have traveled to the far reaches of the world, uncovering hidden treasures, seeking lost civilizations and chronicling the Earth’s infinite array of plant and animal life. Travel in the comfort, safety, and convenience of a private Boeing 757 jet."

All this can be yours for the low low price of approximately one year's tuition, $55,950! Bon Voyage! Don't forget your sunscreen and cataract glasses!