It's the ultimate showdown in Gawker's Most Annoying Liberal Arts College contest. Final competitors: Sarah Lawrence vs. Wesleyan.

Yes, it's sad we're out of the running, but at least it's our safety school and the school that rejected us for NO REASON (though upon reading "The Gatekeeper," a nonfiction account of year in the life of the admissions office at Wesleyan, we now know that they rejected us because we're white and didn't go to Harvard Westlake).

It's a tough choice, really though. For example: Which is crappier: Bronxville (*coughyonkers*) or Middletown (it's in CONNECTICUT, ew)?

Which movie do you like more: Ten Things I Hate About You or PCU?

Which school did your ex go to?

Which school did the person who stole your significant other away from you go to?

Where do you want to move after graduation? (oh wait, trick question, nowhere exists but Brooklyn).

Are you gay or a minority? or BOTH???

Or maybe we should all just compare our tight pants and **** each other. Plan? Wesleyan has cuter guys than Vassar anyway.