Well, I know my Preview orientation wasn't very entertaining, but I think I prefer the rehearsed speeches and financial aid meetings to a bunch of annoying Preview leaders attempting karaoke.

Sure ladies, you're bored, but you're making the rest of us who have to listen to you suicidal.

Hearing Mariah Carey and the Backstreet Boys sing those songs is enough. We don't need your American Idol versions.

Maybe the next Preview session can open with karaoke, this way we scare away all the little freshman before dragging their virgin asses around campus.

I'd just like to thank you Preview leaders for boosting my ego for the day. I mean hey, at least there isn't an embarrassing video of me making an ass out of myself on YouTube.

Or is there...?