Trader Joe's is coming to Chapel Hill in the fall, and for this college student, that means only one thing- Charles Shaw wine. This highly-regarded California wine, which has won several gold medals at wine tasting competitions, and which is only available at Trader Joe's, is more commonly known as Two-Buck Chuck. That's right bitches, this shit is two dollars a bottle. That's half as much as Andre, and if the reviews are right, it's at least twenty times less likely to make you gag. It's supposed to be as nice as a $15 bottle, only $15 worth of this stuff will ****ing KILL YOU!

Think of it this way: if you get five glasses out of a bottle, that's fourty cents a drink. That's cheaper than PBR, for god's sake.

Guys, if you can get over the macho social stigma of drinking wine instead of beer, mark your calenders for October. Because, come October, five bucks will get you completely ****ed up.