When you can be Gawker's Most Annoying Liberal Arts College!

Get your nonsensical polysyllabic words ready, guys. We've got this in the bag.

Phoebe Crackenthorpe adds:

Why we deserve to win:
1) Sex vs. Gender is an appropriate topic to discuss in ANY class, regardless of discipline
2) The Halloween dance
3) The tighter your pants, the more ass you get (you know who I mean)
4) The self-importance of The Misc
5) Anne Hathaway
6) The fact that everyone has Anne Hathaway stories about how she was supposedly a huge bitch, though no one can confirm it. (I believe it)

Why we won't win:
Let's face it, Wesleyan's got this one in the bag. The Strand totebag.