Look, I know Stanford's dating scene is limited, but let's not get ridiculous. Excerpt from a Craigslist Missed Connection on campus: "me: asian guy, shorts/t-shirt/baseball cap. you: white guy, carrying that box of stuff and wearing sensible pants."

What, for the love of Pete, are "sensible pants"? Are they pants that fully cover your ass, or do they serve some orthopedic function? Look, comfy pants, dressy pants, don't-you-want-to-get-in-these pants I can get behind, but unless you're wearing them with boat shoes to play shuffleboard, no pants should ever be described as sensible.

A little life-coaching, boys: Asian Guy, if the most you're looking for in a guy is sensible pants, then maybe you should reassess your dating priorities. And, dude, Sensible Pants, please throw those things in a Salvation Army bin where they belong.