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Video: The Second Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell Is Here

What do you get when you mix Laguna Beach with the Ivy League? The single greatest piece of pseudo-reality television ever.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: or interesting / original

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CornellFunny

Video: The First Episode of Laguna Beach Meets Cornell is Here

What do you get when you mix Laguna Beach with the Ivy League? The single greatest piece of pseudo-reality television ever.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bravo indeed! This show is AMAZING. I loved it. I can't wait for the second episode.

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CornellText Worthy

Video: Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

Ah, GPS lingerie -- feminists hate it, but everyone else loves it.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: why cant people use a tom tom or whatever else, why is it necessary to have GPS in your lingerie?

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Video: The Reason Obama Won: Cornell's "Snap Yo' Ballot" Rap Video

Over the past year, YouTube has been inundated with hundreds of videos encouraging Americans to vote.

 

Celebrities, politicians and college students each had their say in the campaign process, but only one of their videos made a real difference and rallied millions of disenfranchi

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Video: Cornell Gets Airtime on The Office, Dwight Confirms Dartmouth is Better

Thanks to NBC's The Office, we now know which Ivy League school is better: Dartmouth or Cornell.

 

Sorry, Big Red.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Actually Cornell does suck. I'm a grad student there right now, and it sucks. But I doubt any of the other Ivies would be more fun - it's the spoiled rich little bastards, stupid!

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Penn, Brown, ColumbiaFunny

Video: It's Party Time For the Ivy League Finance Majors Out There...

Given the current state of the economy, those who are studying finance are screwed, but thankfully, hot Japanese pop group HALCALI is here to cheer you up!

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Video: Accepted at 18 Colleges, Picks Harvard

From MSNBC:

 

New York teenager Lukasz Zbylut, who emigrated from Poland only five years ago, applied to seven Ivy League schools — and was accepted by every one of them.

 

Now he’s thrilled to further his education at his “dream school” of choice — Harvard. What, Yale wasn’t good enough for him? Ho

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CornellRandom

Video: Ninjas Storm Ho Plaza, Assassinate Chalkings

God save you if you happened to wander into Ho Plaza at 1 PM Friday and fell into the insidious trap of hundreds of college-age ninjas swarming incoherently--but badassly--around the terrified quarter-carders, freshmen, and tour guides.

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Latest comment by Cul-De-Zack: Hey, a diligent reader!

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CornellHot People

Video: Cornell Alumni Are Better Creepy-Ass Stalkers, People

Cornell has a proud history of alumni, most of whom go on to be successful, independent overachievers. Clearly proud of their college years, many of these alumni return to the campus at some point--perhaps to show the next generation around their future quads, or to stroll nostalgicall... MORE »
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Video: Cornell Women are Better Boxers, Drinkers, People

Ahhh Slope Day. A time for celebration. Celebration and vicious girl-on-girl foxy boxing. If you have 49 seconds, check out this video of a drunken, obviously frat organized, back alley (near pixel?) brawl. 

If you don't have 49 seconds, at least watch the first 32, the KO punch is not to be missed. 

Take that ASU!
Latest comment by King Of Snacks: I can say for sure that these are slope day shenaningans. I know the girls, and I know people who witnessed the "throw down it c-town" The quality of the video is poor, but I would guess that the fight happened on catherine or in that alley where pixel is.

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