And we thought she was old news. But oh no, Sarah Palin steals the spotlight once again as she pardoned a Thanksgiving Turkey yesterday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery near Wasilla, Al. Unfortunately after her pardon, not all of our feathery friends were saved. While being interviewed, a Turkey is slaughtered behind a seeminlgy oblivious Palin. Warning: not for the squeamish.

 Have you ever juggled a soccer ball, hit it with your foot a couple times, then thought, "I wonder what I could do if I spent all my free time juggling this ball? Well, some people actually have, and they can do a ton of ridiculously crazy shit. As seen on ESPN's Top Ten Plays, the

Methinks Republican Rep. MIchelle Bachmann misses the carefree days of McCarthyist politics. Everything was so much simpler then, when a paranoid reactionary senator could scream the word "Communist" at anyone they disagreed with and curry favor from the fright

A typical guy's ideal night.

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For those that just aren't ready for a commitment.

Last week, Jive dropped "Kill the Lights" from Brit's new album to tease the Britanics out there. Then, a sample CD was sent to the press for review purposes... but who cares about ethics when it comes to pop music?

Britney's Circus has come to town 2 weeks befo

Relax...

Think peeing your brains out is funny? Think again.

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann may try too hard to be Edward R. Murrow sometimes, but this response to California's Proposition 8 is right on the money. This special comment on the recent overturning of gay marriage in the sunshine state pretty well expresses what needs to be said

The sequel to "Every Guy's Fantasy" from our Miami contributor video wunderkind.