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Video: Palin Pardons a Turkey, Chats Obliviously while another is Slaughtered

And we thought she was old news. But oh no, Sarah Palin steals the spotlight once again as she pardoned a Thanksgiving Turkey yesterday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery near Wasilla, Al. Unfortunately after her pardon, not all of our feathery friends were saved. While being interviewed, a Turkey is slaughtered behind a seeminlgy oblivious Palin. Warning: not for the squeamish.

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Video: 2008 Soccer Freestyle Champion - Sean Garnier

 Have you ever juggled a soccer ball, hit it with your foot a couple times, then thought, "I wonder what I could do if I spent all my free time juggling this ball? Well, some people actually have, and they can do a ton of ridiculously crazy shit. As seen on ESPN's Top Ten Plays, the

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Video: MN Rep. Michelle Bachmann Vows To Fight Impending Socialism

Methinks Republican Rep. MIchelle Bachmann misses the carefree days of McCarthyist politics. Everything was so much simpler then, when a paranoid reactionary senator could scream the word "Communist" at anyone they disagreed with and curry favor from the fright

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Video: Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob

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A typical guy's ideal night.

 

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Video: Every Guy's Fantasy: Getting Away After a One Night Stand

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For those that just aren't ready for a commitment.

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Video: Someone Get a Plumber, Britney Spears Is Leaking Like a Mother****er

Last week, Jive dropped "Kill the Lights" from Brit's new album to tease the Britanics out there. Then, a sample CD was sent to the press for review purposes... but who cares about ethics when it comes to pop music?

 

Britney's Circus has come to town 2 weeks befo

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Latest comment by AnaMo: Best headline ever.

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Video: Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Fart

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Relax...

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Video: Peeing Your Brains Out

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Think peeing your brains out is funny? Think again.

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Video: Keith Olbermann Of MSNBC's Countdown On Prop 8

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann may try too hard to be Edward R. Murrow sometimes, but this response to California's Proposition 8 is right on the money. This special comment on the recent overturning of gay marriage in the sunshine state pretty well expresses what needs to be said

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Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: Well, that's an interesting theory. Unfortunately, as I understand it, in most state- and federal-law, civil unions do NOT have the same standing as marriage in a grea... MORE »

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Video: Every Girl's Fantasy

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The sequel to "Every Guy's Fantasy" from our Miami contributor video wunderkind.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: that's certainly my fantasy

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