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Video: Scientists: Don't Drink and Sleep in Bunk Beds

Researchers were hard at work this weekend studying a huge, mysterious increase in college bunk bed injuries. Apparently these guys have not heard of YouTube.

Science says... don't jump off the top bunk you dumbass! A nationwide study of American "bunk bed-related i... MORE »
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Video: Unicycles Kick Ass. Period.

Clearly, this post is pretty self-explanatory. But, you really need to watch the video to understand.

It might be no surprise that this incredibly creative, one-wheeled subculture has remained a bit in the shadows at a school so predominated by the bicycle and its haughty assurance of supre... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: This is awesome!!

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Video: Douchey Bro Knows... Laundry Machine Sex

If there is one thing UCSB has, it is a healthy number of Douchey Bros looking to nail girls in uncomfortable places. No, not the back of a VW Bug.

But don't underestimate the wealth of douchey knowledge here at UCSB! This Douchey Bro (actually played by a very respectable, egali... MORE »
Latest comment by Oy to the World: thanks for the shout-out, tall friend! :)

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Video: Manipulating New Roommates, the 30 Part Series: Part One, Tall Friend!

Let's face it, when you're short, it can feel like everyone is looking down on you. That's why you need to find a tall friend to help you:

1. Hang Things in Your Room
2. Grab the Cookies on top of the refrigerator
3. Help your friends find the spot ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: I like third-rate porn--especially with silhouette lighting! Hmmmm...giant tall blond guy and tiny short brown-haired girl...meeting to nail things to the wall...oh, oh my...

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Video: Everyone in Your Party Has Died...of Fun!!!

Imagine: you are back in an elementary school computer lab in the third grade. That kid next to you smells terrible, but at least you still have one Lunchables left in your James Bond Jr. Lunchbox.

What do you do until lunch?? You play some good ol' Oregon Trail, baby! Shooting ... MORE »
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Video: UF Cop Talks Back: A Calm Rebuttal

Finally, a University of Florida police officer gets a chance to tell his side of the story.

He is definitely legit. Don't be fooled by the Honda Prelude he gets out of... That is just his, uh, rental car. Yeah, the one that is going to take him down to the convention.

Oh, hell, just watch the clip.
Latest comment by Anonymous: Too funny!

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UCSBRandom

Video: Barbie Loves Women Studies Classes!

Barbie speaks for herself.
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Video: Taser? I Hardly Know Her!

The one opportunity to call Kerry a singing raisin, and he didn't take it.

The biggest question post-UF taser incident shouldn't be, "Why did the cops do that?" The cops are on the side of the law, and everyone knows what happens when you fight the law. (They win.)

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Video: Campus Dem Michael Silva Reacts to UF Tasering Incident

Here Michael Silva of the UCSB Campus Democrats reacts to the UF tasering incident. As of press time, representatives from the Campus Republicans could not be reached for comment.

If you are a member and would like to share your thoughts, please leave a comment with your contact info below. 
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Video: Gauchos Win, Hilarious Destruction of Property Follows

I, the Former Goal Post of UCSB, would like to share a video of hilarious shenanigans involving me right after UCSB won the NCAA soccer championship against UCLA last winter.

Yes, those kids are singing “Olé, olé, olé, olé… Gauchos, Gauchos”. Yes, they stol... MORE »
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