University of Maryland

Are the fans at your school arrogant douche bags?  If not, you've still got time to round up a few before football season. 

Terp Weekly Edition has posted pictures of Delta Tau Delta pledges being hazed. 

The video shows pledges drinking beer and standing half-naked while having what appears to be pig feet in their mouths.

According to the video, criminal action may be taken.

OTR reported earlier that the frat, whose parties weren't exactly the best on campus, was being disbanded for hazing.

No, that's not actually the Maryland basketball team or even the Maryland cheerleading team. But it is a pretty cool YouTube video.

Maybe if the Terps did try this they'd be able to beat teams like Butler come March. They'd have one hell of an element of surprise. Just something to think about.

Here's a video clip on the proper form to use when stealing silverware from the dining hall. The guy was pretty obvious but, hey, it worked.

One tip though? If you feel the need to steal forks, go with the metal variety. They last longer, and if you're gonna steal, at least go the full mile.

As I'm browsing through YouTube, minding my own business, I come across this clip from a 1980s special showing UMD kids swallowing live goldfish down with beer.

The reporter says the game was last popular in the 1920s. I say it's time for comeback.