Some idiot accidentally drove his car through the side of Sub Station yesterday. (The one by Burger King and McDonalds.) That’s right, through the glass and walls and everything. He said he was pulling into a parking space, and his foot slipped, sending him and his car crashing into Sub Station. Luckily, no one was hurt. 

Alright, seriously how hard is it to park in a space without mistaking the brake for the gas? What is this, junior year of high school? Learn how to drive before you kill somebody!