So it's Friday night, and you're thinking about going into downtown Blacksburg and hitting up the coolest (only) club there, Oge-Chi's.   Well before you go out on the dance floor with some of those timeless dance moves...you should remember that it's the year 2008, and those dance moves along with your gogo boots and Jerry curl...just aren't going to cut it anymore.  Here are some dance moves you should DEFINITELY stay away from unless you plan on staying a virgin forever.

1. The Moonwalk: One of Michael Jackson’s claim to fame. Only the king of Pop can pull this move off. And don’t even think about doing it to a non-Michael Jackson song. That’s just wrong and sad.

2. The Running Man aka The Vanilla Ice: Go run around the track. The club is not a gym.

3. The Sprinkler: It may be cute when a five year old is doing it, but seriously? You just look silly flapping your arm back and forth.

4. Churning Butter: Who do you think you are…Amish?

5. Fishing pole: What are the chances of the person you’re trying to catch…is going to play along with you and pretend he/she is the fish. Let’s be real. You’re going to have to come up with better bait.

6. YMCA: Yeah, I don’t know any clubs that still play the song. But even if the DJ decides to mix it with some gangster rap, that doesn’t give you the okay to do the dance. YMCA is so circa 1977. Leave it alone.
 

And if you just don't know if you should go on the dance floor or not, or if your new "dance" move is good enough, remember and stick to the motto, "When in doubt, drink it out."  Just stay by the bar.