My Greek of the Week this week is one of the lovely women of Alpha Chi Omega ("Homega" to the lecherous lads amongst us).

We all know the Alpha Chis have the reputation of being desperate-for-attention girls- it's all very Lindsay Lohan (who, incidentally- was just arrested again this morning for felony DUI and cocaine charges after being pulled over mid car-chase! Chock another one up for Hohan!)

The self-posted Facebook pictures of dorm room lingerie modeling do nothing to change anyone's opinion...and her favorite quote is "That's a whole lot of penis."

Also, that chest piercing looks particularly painful and quite possibly medically unsound. 

Good luck, lady! Don't do coke!