Just Order Yours With a Bit of Fairy Dust

Just Order Yours With a Bit of Fairy Dust
Annoying hipster: Hey man, you still have that hook up for blow?
Guy #1: No man, he went under, I have a new connection now. Just go to the second bodega at the corner and ask the guy for a fairy dust pizza.
Annoying hipster: Really, alright man, thanks.
Guy #2, after hipster leaves: That's not true, is it?
Guy #1: Of course not.

-- Overheard on Meserole St 

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