So, rumors have swirled that Laura Bush killed a guy. And, in fact, she did!
 

In 1963, the not-yet First Lady, who was 17 at the time, ran a stop sign in Texas and caused a fatal accident, killing 17-year-old Michael Douglas.
 

As you can imagine, Laura Bush (then Laura Welch) finds the whole incident greatly upsetting:

''It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and was very painful for all involved, including the community at large,'' said Mrs. Bush's spokesman, Andrew Malcolm. ''To this day, Mrs. Bush remains unable to talk about it.''

HOwever, as last night’s episode indicates, Family Guy has no problem talking about it at all. Classy.