The Chicago Tribune's attempt to cater to young, hip illiterates -- also known as The Red Eye -- says "pshaw" to the Princeton Review. The Chicago publication wants the people to decide for themselves what university is the top party school. 

The Fighting Illini are currently battling the lame/nerdy/purple/nerdy Wildcats of Northwestern in the tournament, cleverly set up in a NCAA-style bracket system. Vote or Die... or don't vote and maintain a level of integrity. Speaking of integrity, did you watch that YouTube video? All those dancing men make you wonder what happens in a fraternity...