To placate the torch-wielding …dozens(?), up-in-arms about Damon Davidson’s cheating scandal, Programming Council has devised a solution where everyone wins. Or no one. Whatever.

Specifically, Damon must share the responsibilities of his hallowed office with runner-up Jillian Jorgensen. Because they don’t specifically have a rule that says you can’t cheat, Programming Council refuses to disqualify Damon.