So Halloween is in just two days and I don’t know about you, but I'm certainly tired of seeing the same costumes year after year? Let’s be more creative this year, and hopefully stay away from the clichés of Halloween.

1. Slutty bunny. I mean there are so many more options to make slutty. You could be a slutty construction worker. A slutty girl scout. A slutty grandma. Be a little more creative if you’re gonna show that cleavage.

2. Cop. You know what you should be instead of a cop? A bus patrol, like the ones they have in elementary school.

3. Witch. If you’re gonna be a witch, you should at least have a green face and warts.

4. Nerd/Geek. Unfortunately for UVA, they just can’t help it. But you’re not a wahoo, now are you? So don’t dress up like one.

5. Devil/Angel. We already have heaven and hell parties. So let’s drop the devil and angel gig already.

6. French maid. Unless you actually plan on speaking with a French accent, I wouldn’t be that impressed.

7. Power ranger. It was original five years ago. But now it’s just getting repetitive.

8. Ninja turtles. See above statement.

9. Pirate. Especially if you’re trying to be Jack Sparrow…the first movie came out like five years ago? Maybe even longer…so let it go.

10. Nurse. You know what would be funny, if you actually dressed up as a nurse and had scrubs on…I think you can get them at Wal-mart. Just don’t be the type of nurse that wears heels and white knee-high stockings…if you know what I mean.

So there you have it. I mean, if you already plan on being one of these characters, go at it. All I’m saying is that you probably won’t win for “best costume” of the night.