So there are several types of girls you will meet in college. Have you ever thought which type of girl you are? Or guys, which type of girl you’re dating?

The studious type: You can most likely find her in Newman Library and then Torgerson Hall when the library closes. You may never recognize her because her nose is constantly in the books.

The no thanks, I’ll wait till marriage type: Ever noticed how she always just wants to hold hands?  It's because she's saving herself until marriage to you know, kiss on the cheek.  She could be religious…or she might not be. Either way, she’s not budging. She is all that is pure and holy.

The “Friendly” type: She’s the girl who sleeps in the biggest all-male dormitory on the east coast, Pritchard Hall. She makes her rounds, and then goes back and does an encore.

The actually friendly type: She has about five hundred friends on facebook and is continuing to make more friends by the end. She’s the girl that is out serving the community and picking up everyone’s trash with a smile on her hand. She’s the girl no one hates. (my roommate's personal favorite)

The sorority type: She’s in a sorority…enough said?

The non-conformist type: She’s on the drillfield with some flyers about going green. She has dreads and unshaved legs. She sometimes showers once or twice a week, but she loves how she looks and won’t compromise her views for anyone.

The alcoholic: She doesn’t only drink on weekends…she drinks on any day, hour possible. She might even take a shot in the morning just to warm herself up for those cold days. She will be able to outdrink you anytime, anywhere. She’s fun when drunk, but lousy the day after.

The alcoholic’s DD: She’s the girl who doesn’t believe in underage drinking. She believes that you can have a good time in a sober mindset. Well, whatever her deal is, she’s good to have around to drive you drunk ass around.

And there you have it. Stay tuned for the types of guys you’ll meet in college, or better yet at a sketchy bar. whoop.