So it's Halloween, and for most, it's a really fun holiday.  But for all you wet blankets out there, it just might be another drunk Friday night.  You refuse to dress up, so what should you do instead?  Here are some things you can do in order to stick to your guns, boycott this holiday, and still have a kick-ass time.

1.  Go to a party and make fun of every lame costume you see.  Even if you're the only one without a costume, you'd rather be wearing normal clothes than look like "that."

2.  Don't give out candy.  If you really want to be an ass, you turn off your lights so people will think you're not home.  And then they won't bother trick-or-treating at your house.

3.  Watch a chick-flick.  There's nothing more anti-halloween than curling up and crying over a chick-flick. 

4.  Just dress up slutty.  People ask what you're dressed as, you say, um...this is what I normally dress like.  And then they'll feel guilty and leave you alone.

Alright that was a lame list because who am I kidding, if you're not out celebrating this holiday, you're really missing out.  So stop being a debbie downer and put on some face paint at least.  Happy Halloween!