Ever had a bad break up?  I'm sure everyone has.  But the thing you need to know about break ups are, eventually you move on.  So why not go out with a bang?  Make your break up a good story to tell years later.  Here are some ways to break up that will definitely have you telling the story over and over again.

1. Text message. Hey it’s 2008, even my grandma texts. Just send your spouse a, “sry, jst not workin, this is the last txt youll get frm me, lol my bff jill”

2. Post-it. I think I saw this on Sex and the City, where the guy left the girl a post-it the morning saying something like, “sorry, I can’t, don’t hate me.” It’s pretty precise.

3. AIM. Break up with them while they have an away message up. And then sign off so that they can’t respond.

4. Get your buddy to do it. Of course, this may end up in your buddy dating your ex.  But hey, at least you aren't, right?

5. Get your mom to do it. For some reason, it always comes off nicer and more understanding when it’s coming from your mom.

6. Pull a John Cusack in Say Anything. Get a boombox, stand outside her window with the boombox over your head, and blast Craig David’s, “I just don’t love you no more.” She’ll think it’s romantic until she hears the lyrics. And then, done deal.

7. E-card. Oh they’re out there…Break-up-e-card-templates. If you can’t find the right one, just get any loveydovey e-card and say you wanna break up in the personal text.

8. A poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, I just don’t think, I’m in love with you

9. Dead/Broken flowers on the doorstep with a note that says, “Our relationship is now like these flowers. Have a good life.” Very important to say, “Have a good life,” that way you end on a high note.

10. Write out 100 reasons why you should break up, and the last one should say, “Enough said.”  Enough said.