It seems like everything Google touches turns to gold--except its horribly mismatched ads for the Wesleyan OTR blog. Maybe it's because, like the rest of the country, Google has no idea what Wesleyan University is. (It's an all girls school in Indiana, right?)

Consider a few recent ads:

• Churches Wesleyan
Find Churches Wesleyan in Local Directory!
www.usdirectory.com 

Sorry Google, nobody here is Methodist anymore.

• Could You Be a Nurse?
Take this Quiz to Find Out if Nursing is the Career For You!
www.LearnAndBecome.com 

First of all, Wesleyan is not an all girls school; second, not all gays want to be nurses; and third, both of these are based on stereotypes anyway. Think outside the box, Google--Wesleyan doesn't even have a nursing school.

• Indiana Wesleyan U.
Get your college degree at Indiana Wesleyan Merrillville Univ!
Merrillville.IN-Wesleyan.com 

The Wesleyan that this blog covers is in Connecticut. And no, it's not called Connecticut Wesleyan.

• Indiana Wesleyan Univer.
Request free information from the Indiana Wesleyan University!
www.CollegeSurfing.com 

This Wesleyan is not in Indiana. Or Kentucky. Or Ohio. Or Illinois. Or Iowa.

• Fashion
Check out the Freshest Fashion On the Sitv What's Hot Blog
www.sitv.com 

Unless this is a hipster fashion site, you've got the wrong school, Google. Now take your capitalism elsewhere and leave the commies alone.