Measuring 2 foot 4 inches, He Ping Ping or Pingping He, is the world’s shortest man. He is also probably the most badass guy with primordial dwarfism around, as he admitted in a documentary recently that he smokes two packs of cigarettes and a gram of weed daily.

In honor of He Ping Ping, we present a list of Good Things That Come in Small Packages:

1) Shots have been the saving grace on bad dates since the dawn of dates themselves.
2) Novellas— just talk to any English major circa finals.
3) The pill is way smaller than a condom and doesn’t make your sheets reeks of latex.
4) iPod Nanos. Enough said.
5) Ignoring South African repercussions, diamonds are fairly stellar.
6) Most New York apartments, okay maybe not.
7) Little Debbie’s snack cakes after a night of  stoner-ing are what life jackets were to people on the Titanic after it crashed.
8) School break!
9) Financial aid?

10) The twin extra-long beds in dorm rooms after a hard day of smoking like He Ping Ping on 4-20.