After Seth Cohen '07 told the Cynical Romantic that the location of the annual start-of-year a cappella concert would be in front of Usdan, he replied, "Usdan? More like ewwwwsdan." Seth retorted, "No, it's more like ooooze-dan. Like 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'"

While most normal people would let it end at that, Seth Cohen '07 and the Cynical Romantic (who, by the way, are not normal people) continued trading puns on Usdan. Following are some of their best.

• Youse Dan (said in a mob gangster accent)
• Pikach-usdan
• Ah...Ah....AH....AACH-USDAN!
• God bless you-sdan.
• What up, Foo-sdan?
• I got the blues, Dan.
• Please, excuse Dan. He's new here.
• (Sung to the tune of "Sweet Dreams are Made of These")
• Some of them want to use Dan.
• Some of them want to get used by Dan.
• Some of them want to abuse Dan.
• Some of them want to be abuseD(an)
• I'm glad you have Kosher Kitchen for the Jews, Dan.
• Last week I went on vacation, and we crUISED AN entire ocean. 
• I hope you have booze, Dan.
• Suzanne Lemberg Used An University. Send Her away. 
• This morning, I snOOZED ANother 20 minuteS. ENTER lazy mornings.
• You snooze you lose, Dan.