Drew Curtis' FARK.com is a hot news source for college students. Here at CollegeOTR, we visit the site religiously for funny and interesting stories. Here are five that we liked.

• A Plantation College dropout wants to go professional in the gaming world. However, at age 24, this mama’s boy thinks he’s too old to compete among the teens that dominate the field.

• A nine-year-old made a 911 call to police under the impression that her mother was being attacked. When police arrived, they discovered the mother and father were simply having a “romantic moment.”

• One particular squirrel has vets scratching their heads. The reason? He’s completely naked.

• An Indian Muslim couple ties the knot via telephone. The groom, who lives abroad, said he did not have enough money to book a flight home and get married.

• A Michigan man is suing a couple of publishing companies that put out Bibles in which homosexuality is regarded as a sin. He claims that he has endured acts of hate and discrimination.