Tufts may have a (well-deserved) reputation for being hideously ugly, but we can claim Jessica Biel among the ranks of former Jumbos. At least some guys must think she's attractive, because that's the only possible reason that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" could have actually lasted in theaters for more than, oh, 2.5 milliseconds. Said guys can now rejoice, because apparently, she's contractually obligated to appear naked in her next film, Powder Blue, in which she plays a stripper.

The source reporting this story also compared Biel to Natalie Portman's stripper role in Closer, complaining that Portman didn't get "into the role" enough (aka: appear naked). Still, though, is there any doubt that Natalie Portman would be a way hotter stripper than Jessica Biel? Sigh. Yet another way Harvard beats Tufts.