After Barack Obama’s second visit to the University of Oregon, I realized one thing: people love themselves. Let’s face it, we like leaders that are like ourselves. We think our own ideas are the best.  Therefore we should all vote for the candidate that is most like us.

Make voting simple!  
Find out if you’re a Hillary or a Barack

Last summer you
A. Worked the streets of Chicago as a community organizer.
B. Made millions as a paid director of WalMart while putting several families on welfare.

While running lines in P.E, you are
A. At the front of the pack. You aren’t as buff as the All-American quarterback, but you’re a lean, mean running machine.
B. Straggling behind, but you never give up, even if it means you have to drink a year’s supply of Gatorade.

In the lunch room you sit
A. At the podium. You’re a great speaker and love to inspire the crowd while eating.
B. With the feminist Nazi table. Girls can be leaders too.

In bed you are more likely to
A. “Hope” your lover is good and expect the best.
B. Realize that men are cheating scum and let some dirty gals suck his joystick while you use his powerful name to increase your death grip on the nation.

Your self motto is
A. “Once you go black, you never go back”
B. “Girls rule, boys drool.”

To your prom you wore
A. A sleek black tux.
B. A red women’s pants suit.

If you answered mostly A’s then join team Barack! Congrats! You’re bringing the color back to America.

If you picked mostly B’s, you’re short haired, uptight, nagging and wear your shirts buttoned to the neck. Go ahead and vote for the loser Hillary. Someone has to support her, and I'd rather it not be me!

If you didn't feel comfortable picking any, had a mix of A's and B's or feel like this quiz doesn't relate to you, take off your shirt, give it to a homeless man and tell him to vote Obama.  Given the Senator's legendary oratory skills, iconic charm and massive crowd appeal Jesus of Nazareth would most definitely endorse Obams!