Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" is a wonderful, uplifting song. But it should not be taken to heart literally.

For whatever reason, tights are still trendy enough to be worn in place of pants. Not to sound vapid, but the only girls who can pull of wearing tights without something over them are the ones built like women who wear tights professionally (you know, like ballerinas, gymnasts, Victoria Beckham).

Pictured here is a curvy mama, proudly displaying what her presumably curvy mama gave her. But this is almost as bad as when guys were pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are...nothing is left to the imagination.

So please, find some other way to show off your (great) ass.