Who watches Gossip Girl – and actually enjoys it?

Please raise your hands post-haste, so that I know whom to shoot first during the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night, this dreadful excuse for “television entertainment” singlehandedly lobotomized the American public, placing each of us into a catatonic state of shock.

Seriously, we each lost approximately 230 brain cells from our close-proximity exposure to yesterday’s episode (NOTE: not based on actual scientific research), and here’s why:

“Princeton is a trade school. There is only Yale." – Blair

There aren’t enough words in the English Lexicon to formulate a coherent, yet concise response to this cringe-worthy comment.

No – maturity simply will not do under these circumstances, so let’s err on the side of the juvenile for now:

Ah, yes, that does it.

Who else hates the blight upon humanity known as Gossip Girl?