When will the Primary Source learn to hide packages of their newest edition so no one gets a hold of them before release? Picked up in Curtis this afternoon: The Holiday "Christmas" Edition.

Well, enjoy the Holiday Carols from this year's Christmas issue, including "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus," and "Jumbo Got Run Over by a Leftist." Look out for our own TuftsOTR Christmas poem in the next few weeks.