This isn't connected directly with Yale, but it could be if you make it happen, Yalies:

A 64-year-old (!!) German man nearly died after chugging a liter of vodka at the Nuremberg airport because he didn't want to throw out the liquor or check his bag for an extra fee. Can we say BADASS?

Seeing as how we're closing in on break, maybe you could do the same on your flights back home. Or maybe this can be motivation to finish your shit and start drinking.

Oh, those Germans.