I came across this post on the faceook marketplace today.

"WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke...You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before."

I'm pretty upset that I didn't see this post until today because it was posted two days ago and I'm sure he's already got hundreds of applicants to go time traveling with him. It's ok though. I left my weapons at my parents house anyways.