According to IvyLeagueSports.com (hahaha, who knew?), Yale has been ranked in the Coaches' Football Championship Subdivision poll as most likely to win the Ivy League title. Surprising?

There's pretty much only one explanation for why Yale is doing well in football--and that is star running back Mike McLeod. Everything there is to say about McLeod ends up sounding like a shitty Chuck Norris comparison, except McLeod really doesn't sleep, he waits, and he reall does stare down books to get information from them (how else is he not failing out of Yale?).

In this year's 50 Most Beautiful People issue of Rumpus, he was asked his reaction to being named a Beautiful Person, and he replied, "Definitely excited, but I definitely thought I should have gotten it last year."

In the same issue, McLeod lists what qualities he desires in a ****buddy female friend: "5'8, 120 pounds, going out, having fun, enjoying Toad's, and being intelligent." And speaking of Toad's, apparently once McLeod showed up there and presented only his Yale ID--and when it became obvious that he was definitely under 21, he merely asked (probably in the voice of God), "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and was allowed inside.

Mike McLeod : Yale :: Regina George : Mean Girls.