The beautiful thing about Yale is that we can get emails written by people who are too dumb to use correct grammar, but smart enough (or at least, immersed in Yale culture enough) to use semi-offensive political tactics.

Take this email for the Polar Bear Charity Challenge, meant to raise awareness of the "Reading Week Coat and Toy Drive" (good thing, since none of us have ever heard of that).

Here's the quote which is supposed to convince us to go to Old Campus today for "music, food, beverages, and FOOTBALL" (YES FOOTBALL IS IN CAPS)!:

"I am against this event, I command you not to go." -Osama Bin Laden
Who's side are you on?
....yes, "who's" side are you on?