According to the YDN, Brian Spar, founder of custom shoe company GourmetKickz, may be making Yalies a line of custom shoes. There were rumors floating around Calhoun that the college would get their own Houn-themed shoes with the Calhoun College crest and flames on the side.

Ok, so....really, Yale? Are you serious?

This is even more obnoxious than college-themed flip flops. What would Yale shoes even look like? For starters, probably blue and white. And would they just have the Yale logo on it? Maybe "Lux et veritas!!1!" in Comic Sans MS?

And anyway, should we be entrusting this job to a guy who has a collection of over 400 pairs of shoes (300 of which are Air Force Ones)? It may sound like sarcasm, but this is a legit question - either the answer is clearly "no" or his shoe collection is so awesome that it's like the part in Anchorman when Ron tells Baxter he's not even mad that Baxter pooped in the fridge and ate the whole wheel of cheese because it's just amazing.

Well, there you go. Think about that for the rest of the night.