WANTED: Running, Sexual Partner

WANTED: Running, Sexual Partner
Oh, Craigslist, you've done it again.  Not satisfied with footage after the fact anymore, this Creeperlist poster is seeking a "buddy" to run with in NQR. A partner for NQR? This isn't some second grade field trip, you don't have to buddy up... But wait! There's more - it seems John Q. Sketchy is also looking "to have some fun after." Well if you put it that way, I guess I could bring my travel Scrabble set...

Hopefully this dude doesn't find out when NQR is - he's not the caliber of wholesome individual we want at our hallowed scholastic tradition.

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