College OTR: A-Rod Cheats on Madonna with Melissa Britos? You Would Too

A-Rod Cheats on Madonna with Melissa Britos? You Would Too

Posted by Tyler Durden 12/04/2008 2:37 PM
Category: Downtime Tags: melissa britos, arod, madonna

No one is terribly surprised that details are surfacing that A-Rod has allegedly cheated on Madonna with a model named Melissa Britos. He met her at a party about a month ago and became “obsessed” with her because well, she’s insanely, ridiculously hot.

"One of the model's friends said, "He became obsessed with her. He sent her at least a dozen text messages, asking her to spend time with him."

A few days later, A-Rod was seen dropping Melissa off at her hotel and she wearing the same clothes she had on the night before.

They were just talking and lost track of the time, right????"

I feel like having sex with Madonna today would kind of be like poking the cryptkeeper, so I’m sure A-Rod started aggressively looking elsewhere once he realized this. There are surprisingly only two existing photos of this girl online, but I’ll bet you ten bucks she’ll be in Maxim within a month.

Somewhere Guy Ritchie is laughing his ass off.

UPDATE: JACKPOT. Full gallery! Now we're swimming in Melissa Britos pictures!

+ 10 comments

Anonymous says,

why is this article not more popular? Posted 12/04/2008 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

melissa is way hotter... but madonna is madonna. you don't cheat on the material girl. Posted 12/04/2008 5:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I HATE the person who wrote this. Can I have him fired?

BLOGGING FAIL. Posted 12/04/2008 5:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Madonna is an old bossy hag. Of course A-Rod is moving on, he just wanted to nail Vadge once so he could say he hit it. If I got the chance to nail ol' Vadge, I'd hit her in the face with the phone or alarm clock or whatever was close to the bed when I was done. Posted 12/05/2008 11:30 AMReply

Anonymous says,

a-rods found his mojo with this chick, shes is stunning he better nab her quick Posted 12/05/2008 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

well melissa is hot but what about the fiancee she left in va holding the bag. he supported her and gave her a place to live while she went to school and pursued modeling. she just broke the engagement off last night. .260 million would make just about anybody sell there soul i geuss Posted 12/05/2008 3:46 PMReply

Anonymous says,

goo! melissa and arod, who cares if she broke off the engagement its not like she was married to the guy, people outgrow each other and have to move on Posted 12/06/2008 03:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Celebrities are people too and I just hope that Melissa doesn't become a celbrity news mess. She is stunning, she has a career and obviously men will be attracted to her. Please don't judge the young woman by what you think you know. Posted 12/07/2008 6:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think it is really unfair to compare Madonna and Melissa, they are in their own right very accomplished. Melissa is absolutely gorgeous and men of all walks of society will be attracted to her. She is rising model with Wilhemina and it takes beauty, courage, stamina and grace to become a successful model with any successful agency. She obviously has something that they like and obviously something that A-Rod likes.. Posted 12/07/2008 6:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i feel sorry for melissa it seems shes been caught in mr and mrs madonnas mess poor woman will run a mile, i dont think any woman is safe in the media if they hook up with arod. Posted 12/08/2008 03:50 AMReply