Of all the dumb reasons to get arrested, this one surely takes the cake of stupidity.

Acting on behalf of a student group that advocates sex education, Dennis Chaney, a Northern Kentucky University student, went to the freshman orientation last semester intending to hand out hundreds of free condoms to eager, young frosh.

However, upon spying his one-man sex ed. crusade, school officials ordered Chaney to stop, claiming his actions violated the university’s policy.

When he refused, Chaney was jailed by the campus police for 12 hours.

While the absurdity of this situation is readily apparent, here's a handy-dandy visual aid to give you a better understanding of just how absurd it truly is:

That's right; it's "Cat With a Sniper Rifle"-levels of absurdity.

Only in Northern Kentucky can one get arrested for handing out condoms...

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