The June 2008 issue of GQ has a feature article on Hugh Hefner's son, Marston Hefner; appropriately titled "Next of Skin." The college-bound high schooler divulges little information that would be useful, or interesting for that matter, except for this little tidbit:

"Like, I wanted to apply to Bard, but from what it said, it was really a granola school. Wesleyan is, like, academically rigorous."

I assume this is devastating news for Wesleyanites, who value the academic integrity of their campus. The only upside is you may, like, get a chance to, like, see Playboy Bunnies.

Also, kudos to contributing writer Steven Kurutz, he gave a very raw and balanced depiction of this pretty average kid, who seems to want people to believe he is an intellectual, but in reality he's just the offspring of an old man and a 1989 Playmate.

I bet Hugh will pay for interview coaching next time, Marston says "like" approximately 20-30 times throughout the article and I can't even imagine how many "likes" were on the interview reel.