CNN is pulling a "no comment" on their New Year's Eve special after Kathy Griffin responded to a heckler by screaming on live television, "Screw you. Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth." How considerate, Kathy! Way to let people turn tricks unhassled!

After Y2Kathy dropped her New Year's Eve expletive balls, the network is feigning shock, of course. Or maybe they really are shocked and just have a suffocatingly limited capacity to project into the future, since it's pretty apparent to most logical human beings that Kathy Griffin can and will try to out-shock-value herself given the opportunity. That's just Kathy Griffin being Kathy Griffin.

CNN sidekick Anderson Cooper became a tad perturbed when Griffin referred to Glenn Beck as a "heroin addict mormon," though I'm not really sure why, since that's the simple truth. It's kind of like saying that Griffin is a loud-mouthed redhead.