Nobody knows how to celebrate St. Patrick's Day better than college students. Nobody. This is a 100% scientific fact. After all, there have been countless studies done on the subject, and they've all yielded the same results: when given the opportunity to drink under the false pretenses of honoring a Christian saint, college students will come out in droves, clad in green t-shirts and paint. 

I don't know a single Irish person, but today, all my friends will pretend that they're from Dublin and put on their fakest accents and drink faux green beers until their bellies can't hold anymore. That's what St. Patty's Day is all about these days. God bless it too, because it's one of the best holidays of the year--even if you know nothing about Ireland or the saint it celebrates. 

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