Sarah Palin Is Joe-Six Pack, Wins Over The Frat Vote

Sarah Palin Is Joe-Six Pack, Wins Over The Frat Vote

While John McCain is off selling one of his houses for millions, Sarah Palin lost $20,000 in the stock market this week. She really is like us.
 

Of course that’s the image she’s going for. The Christian Science Monitor reports that on a conservative radio show yesterday, Palin projected herself as a person of the people. She announced, “It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency.”
 

Hey, I know plenty of Joe Six-Packs (and even more Joe Twelve-Packs) but I’m not exactly sure I want them in the White House. After the six-pack, their judgement’s not so hot and perhaps they shouldn’t be calling the shots in our government.
 

And even if Joe Six-Pack, or average Joe, or whatever Joe we’re talking about, is the typical American, is that who we think is best to be in such a position of power? Maybe, just maybe, the person in charge of helping make important decisions that will affect American’s everyday lives should be better than us. You know, smarter, wiser, calmer, more respected?
 

Sarah Palin doesn’t agree. She doesn’t need a fancy Ivy League degree, foreign policy experience or knowledge of the issues. She just needs to be relatable. As such, tomorrow’s vice presidential debate at WashU will most certainly be a battle of the “Joes” with Mr. Biden taking on Mr. Six-Pack.

 

But I’m still not sure I get what Palin’s going for calling herself Joe Six-Pack. Is she trying to say she drinks… because THAT might explain a lot.
 

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Comments

Anonymous
Palin is the epitome of anti-intellectual, Bible-thumping white-trash. Let us hope that she is just a disturbing footnote in our nation's history! Posted 10/01/2008 2:40 PMReply
Anonymous
why is it that the so called intellectuals and "progressives" of the world are some of the most hate filled and non-inclusive people? the above post is indicative of the liberals who believe that it's their way or the highway. the mentality that actually thinks, let alone states that a person is âwhite trashâ because of their beliefs needs to remember what this country stands for. Posted 10/01/2008 6:19 PMReply
Anonymous
To the above post. I don't care what she believes, i just dont want someone with her beliefs in any position of power in this country. I mean dinosaurs 4,000 years ago...come on. She doesnt even know what the vice president does, why does she want the job. OBAMA - BIDEN '08 Posted 10/01/2008 8:08 PMReply
redhawkwriter
Google images needs more compelling Sarah Palin pictures. I had to use the same one for my Palin post.

P.S. Good article.
Posted 10/02/2008 1:03 PMReply
Anonymous
I have a six pack, can I run for Vice President? Posted 10/02/2008 6:43 PMReply
Anonymous
OK, you can run for vice president, but we'll have to "vet" you: Please answer the following questions. Are you A) anti-choice? B) pro-deficit C) "Christian" (by which we mean, of course, not Episopalian, Unitarian, or UCC or some such liberal, media elite type of Christian, but rather fundamentalist-abstinence-creationist Christian, 'cuz we gotta get our base to the polls)? If you have read a book other than the Bible in the last year, you will also disqualified as a "dangerous media liberal elitist." If you read the New York Times, you are disqualified, because you have been tainted by the Jewish liberal media dangerous elites, the most elite of the all the dangerous liberal media elites we know. Posted 10/03/2008 02:09 AMReply
Anonymous
Gosh, I guess the elitest who are now in the senate, and congress especially those who were on the finance committees like MR Barney Frank and warned about what was coming two years ago should stay in his cushy spot and take no blame for the problems in our country. HUH! Seems like the elitest who are currently in WA and have been running the gov. did a bang up job so far DUH! By the way the congress passes the bills loaded with PORK * not kosher take a look at the real facts before you mock a Woman with more executive experience than most of those airheads and by the way 80% approval rating after cleaning up the good ole boy network in her own state. WE NEED THAT IN WASHINGTON check your facts before you spout lies after listening to the liberal media without checking your facts Posted 10/03/2008 04:44 AMReply
Anonymous
I'm sure that the pics on this site will win over the Joe-Six Pack Frat Vote too.

I'm Pullin' For Palin - The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF
http://www.pullinforpalin.com/
Posted 10/03/2008 12:36 PMReply
Anonymous
Joe Six-Pack is in office right now, and we've seen how far that has gotten us. Posted 10/08/2008 01:07 AMReply
Anonymous
So a Chicago elite "Daley club" crowd member with, at best a questionable background and friends is the solution? Yeah right, thanks for playing the game. Be careful who you vote for as things can get worse, much worse than Bush.

Get over the president is the fix or problem non-sense, he's not that powerful of a person. Congress is where the bulk of the problem is. Then of course the media keeps us all divided, angry, and our attention off of congress and on the President. Ever wonder why we've gotten what we got for the last 20 years and it only gets worse?
Posted 10/08/2008 02:05 AMReply

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