College students are having sex.

Studies by the National College Heath Assessment (NCHA) approximate college students had sex 20 million times last year, and about 72% of college students admit to taking part in sex acts.

All this sex is equally shadowed by the looming statistics about sexually transmitted diseases, and the FDA has made some startling conclusions about the condom, which is largely marketed as the best, most efficient means of protection from sexually transmitted diseases. 

Currently, the condom label reads:

"If used properly, latex condoms will help to reduce the risk of transmission of HIV infection (AIDS) and many other sexually transmitted diseases."

Now, the FDA seeks to update this label because it is untrue. As you should know (well, I hope you know), the male condom only covers the shaft of the penis, from tip to base, but even if the condom is used "properly" it will not protect you from the skin that is exposed. In short, sex partners who use condoms will still be susceptible to sexually transmitted disease like HPV and herpes. 

At this point, the FDA is nearing completion in drafting warnings and instructions on the condom box. Sadly, these words will fall on the blind eyes of drunk students on the way to playing hide the salami.