If your New Year’s resolution is to streamline your life, we’ve got an apparatus for you: the wine rack. A sports bra with a built-in booze-dispenser, the wine rack is the best piece of apparel/glassware that we can imagine. Of course, you’ve got to wonder what happens once you’ve drank all the alcohol (back to A cups?), but it still should be the most intoxicating undergarment you’ve ever worn. More importantly, this booze bra can help you with stealth drinking, so we’ve compiled a list of the Best Places to Wear a Booze Bra.

1) Your high school-aged kid sister’s baby shower
2) Your best friend’s wedding reception when he’s marrying an awful, stupid hag
3) Your father’s wedding reception when he’s marrying an awful, stupid hag
4) Physics 101
5) AA meeting
6) Gymnastics practice
7) Your DUI community service
8) Undie Run