So apparently the guy who attacked a Scientology center with two samurai swords yesterday (who was subsequently blown away by a security guard with a 20th century weapon) was a crazed ex-church member named Mario Majewski on a mission to...well we still don't know.

But we do have this excerpt from an interview he did with UCLA's Daily Bruin. At the time he was suing the school for discriminating against Scientology. Boy have times changed.

"It is illegal and immoral for the University to provide tens of thousands of dollars of aid to West to try to destroy any religion. We intend to see that this is stopped."
 

Well, clearly it worked, as Scientology has blossomed into a full blown flower pirahanna plant snatching up depressed people and celebrities left and right. What changed Majewski's mind? I'm not sure, but I think we should all go here to samuraisagainstscientology.com to support his cause.

Yeah that's not a real website, but how awesome would it be it if it was?