Worst Christmas Gift Ever? Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates

Worst Christmas Gift Ever? Planned Parenthood Gift Certificates

Don’t know what to give a loved one or friend this holiday season? Or what to ask for on your own wish-list? How about a gift that’s generous and thoughtful? How about a gift certificate to Planned Parenthood?
 

Thanks to a big increase in calls and visits from newly unemployed and uninsured people, Planned Parenthood of Indiana decided to sell gift certificates. The holiday treat comes in $25 denominations and can be used for everything from birth control to pap smears. Even men can enjoy the season’s greetings, putting the money towards an STD screenings or prostate exam.
 

But what about the big “A” word?

Abortion.

Yup, you can even give the gift of an aborted fetus.
 

But, Planned Parenthood is quick to chime in, that’s not exactly the purpose of the gift certificates. No, no, they’re supposed to be for preventative healthcare. Still, there are no restrictions, so pick your pleasure at Planned Parenthood.
 

With the holidays now only weeks away, it’s a time to get excited… who knows, you could have your very own HIV test or pelvic exam waiting for you under the tree.
 

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Anonymous
Gift certificates are so last season. I plan on giving out boxes of condoms, and rusty coat hangers. Posted 12/10/2008 10:10 PMReply
Anonymous
Next gift certificates from a hit man. One free killing of an Adult. That goes handinhand with the gift certificate to kill one baby for free... sad. Posted 12/24/2008 10:02 PMReply
Anonymous
Do you know what gift to give an aorted baby>?....... A dead puppy. Posted 12/24/2008 10:03 PMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous: *aborted. Posted 12/24/2008 10:04 PMReply

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