Ivy, the Ithaca College-produced reality series starring the-undeniably-best-Ivy-ever Cornell, is—for the lack of a better word—awesome.

There’s drama. There’s betrayal. There are arrogant, prissy snobs who yearn for valet service.

In short, it’s a point-for-point recreation of life at Cornell.

Well, not the real Cornell, mind you. No, this is the Cornell that exists in the minds of those who didn’t attend Ithaca’s finest institution of higher learning (sorry, Ithaca College!).

Still, when one takes Laguna Beach, sets it in the Ivy League world and jacks up the absurdity meter to 100, you have an Emmy award-worthy show on your hands.

Bravo, Ithaca College. Bravo.